it's going to get messy

People over the age of 25 are being urged to stop using the phrase "it's going to get messy" especially on social media. A spokesperson...
Dickie Flute

The entertainment world united in grief yesterday after it was announced that Hollywood legend Sir Dickie Flute had died aged 98. Twat Pack St Helens born...
pink bag wigan

A state of emergency has been called today by the authorities in Wigan. As a result of the high winds across the region, thousands...
Plastic Scouser

One of the most popular selling toys this Christmas is being recalled by the manufacturer. The 'Plastic Scouser' toy manufactured in China by the...
Back To Work After Christmas

Millions of workers go back to work today after spending the past couple of weeks gorging on mince pies and Advocat. Britain's bosses are...
Haydock Amateur Dramtics

Haydock Amateur Dramatics society have today announced a new production based around North Korea. The announcement comes just hours after Sony Pictures pulled the release...
Papa Johns St Helens

The legendary Phantom Of The Cinema in St Helens is to have the final say on whether Papa Johns is to be granted planning...
game of thrones baby names

The registry office have today issued a plea asking new parents to reconsider naming their newborns after characters from Game Of Thrones. A spokesman...
nigel farage breastfeeding

Business leaders from around the UK yesterday sent an internal memo to their staff instructing them to sit Nigel Farage out of sight should...
saints wigan

Rumours are rife this morning that the people of St Helens and Wigan are considering joining forces in 2015. For years now the two...