Business Leaders Tell Nigel Farage “Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner”

Business Leaders Tell Nigel Farage “Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner”

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Business leaders from around the UK yesterday sent an internal memo to their staff instructing them to sit Nigel Farage out of sight should he need to speak whilst in one of their stores christmas shopping. A spokesman for the UK Retail Association issued the following statement:

“We’ve instructed our members to find a quiet corner for Mr Farage should he enter one of our member stores, Whilst in the quiet corner he is free to spout as much shit as he likes without offending other shoppers, Breast feeding mums however shall be actively encouraged to feed wherever they see fit, nobody puts baby in the corner!”

A spokesman for The Pound Shop Association of St Helens told us “The only tits we don’t allow in our stores are politicians”

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