Dr Evil Plans To Light Up The St Helens Sky

Dr Evil Plans To Light Up The St Helens Sky

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Dr Evil and Dream

Dr Evil, owner of the Starbucks chain of coffee shops has asked St Helens council for their support in his bid to have a “Freakin Laser Beam” installed on the head of his “Dream” statue that is installed on top of his Sutton Manor Lair. The statue that was changed at the last minute to look like a young girl instead of the famous Dr Evil pose has raised concerns from the Dept. of transport as they feel that such a “freakin laser beam” may distract motorists on the nearby M62.

As a compromise Dr Evil has suggested that the “Freakin Laser Beam” will only be used on special occasions. Speaking on behalf of Dr Evil earlier today, Frau Farbissina told the press, “This project has cost over one billion dollars, it isn’t over yet”

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