Edwina Currie In Hot Water After Upsetting Kendra IACGMOOH

Edwina Currie In Hot Water After Upsetting Kendra IACGMOOH

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Jungle dwellers in IACGMOOH are rumoured to be planning a bit a banquet. The main course will be a special curry, Edwina Currie to be precise. It’s thought that Hugh Hefner who funds the show has ‘seen his arse’ over the way she spoke to Kendra recently and has given show producers the orders to provide a cauldron so that the other contestants may boil the witch and eat her.

Currie who has been pissing celebrities off since she arrived will provide essential nutrition for the other celebs.

Speculation has already started backstage as to how she’ll be cooked. Ant reckons she’ll be boiled alive like a lobster whilst Dec thinks that Foggy will knock the bitch out first.

A spokesperson for Kendra commented “Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck fuck” and then proceeded to cry.

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