A new blockbuster movie is to filmed on location in St Helens. Fifty Shades Of Beige is a story that follows the romantic and often graphic relationship between retired lollipop lady Edna Mayes and bingo caller Albert Pilkington. The story unfolds as Albert slowly seduces Edna over a series of months, it’s a whirlwind often seedy relationship.
In one scene Edna can be seen sucking on Alberts Werthers Originals and in another we see Albert pushing the limits in a scene codenamed “Two pensioners, one cup of Ovaltine”.
Director, and Haresfinch local Martin Scorcese told us “We watch as this couple fall deeply in love all the while exploring each others dark sides, in one scene we see the couple stay up until 1am, it’s one of the most gritty productions of my career”
It’s unclear as to who will land the star roles although It’s thought that local favourite Johnny Vegas will have a cameo role as a wicker basket.