Fish Levels Recover at Sutton Mill Dam

Fish Levels Recover at Sutton Mill Dam

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St Helens Council reported yesterday that fish stocks in Sutton Mill Dam have almost fully recovered after the area’s mermaid colony was humanely destroyed. Local anglers have recently complained of losing their catches to the mythical half-fish/half-woman creatures. It is thought the infestation occurred when mermaids evolved from sea-monkeys which had been poured down the drain by a local 10 year old boy, because they’re crap and look nothing like they do on the box.

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