Nick Clegg Thwarts Euro Split

Nick Clegg Thwarts Euro Split

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A plan to ditch some ridiculous Euro laws has been thwarted by Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg. Clegg has opposed  plans by Theresa May to ditch over a 100 stupid Euro laws including:

  • Not being able to call a banana “a banana” if it has a curvature less than that laid down by Brussels
  • Not being able to wash your hair in Vosene unless you have a fully tiled shower enclosure
  • Not being able to call chips and peas a “Split”
  • Not being able to listen to Dark Side Of The Moon on a Thursday

Clegg originally from BlackBrook in St Helens has been labelled a sulky puss by other party members. It is clegg eurothought that he doesn’t oppose the move per se, and that he is just being difficult. A spokesperson told SHCN, Nick is suffering from the “middle child” syndrome, he often spits his dummy out over trivial shit if he thinks Cameron is getting more media coverage than him, Some days he turns up to chambers in ridiculous coloured ties just to get attention. He has days when he bangs doors behind him and such like. If he’s had a few days in the press he’s often fine. When the press ignore him however then we start to see this ridiculous behaviour that is purely about getting attention.

 

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