UK defence changes 2025

Cameron Pledges To Have The UK Ready To Deal With Terrorism...

Prime Minister, David Cameron has pledged to have the UK ready to deal with terror attacks by 2025. The leader, famous for his penchant for...
Lord's Prayer Advert

The Lord’s Prayer Advert Banned Because it’s Shit

The Lord's Prayer advert that has been produced by the Church Of England has been banned in most cinemas around the country causing uproar! We...
St Helens Tax Office Closure

St Helens Tax Office To Close

HMRC have announced that their offices on College St in St Helens will close in 2018. A spokesperson for the HMRC told us "HMRC has...
Windows 10 funny

Windows 10 Doesn’t Give A Shit If You Safely Eject Your...

Computer giants Microsoft seemed to have listened to their customers this time. The new Windows 10 harks back to the old days with such...
BMW Twatometer

European Court Orders BMW To Fit Twatometer

The European Court Of Justice have made a ruling enforcing German car manufacturer BMW to fit a Twatometer to each of it's models with...
exhibition st helens

Industrial History Exhibition In St Helens

This summer, St Helens folk will be treated to an exhibition that tells the story of the great industries that were born in this...
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Traditional St Helens BBQ Season Starts Today

Men around the borough are this morning preparing for the start of the BBQ season. Wearing the traditional attire consisting of flip flops, cargo...
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Royal Baby To Be Named After St Helens Bakery

The newly born royal baby, daughter of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge is to be named after a famous St Helens bakery. Internal...
Clarkson new job

Jeremy Clarkson In Talks For St Helens TV Show

SHCN can confirm that a mystery TV production company are in talks with Jeremy Clarkson this evening about the possibility of a new show...
Writing competition St Helens

St Helens Author Hoping To Write Best Seller

The St Helens Initiative Trust (SHIT) are urging all the would be writers in the town to put pen to paper and create the...