I joined an internet dating site recently and was asked to provide details of the the size of my penis, with a choice of tiny, average or massive. Naturally I chose average, as on having a date I wouldnt want the lucky lady to be disappointed if she was expecting a 7 incher when I only have a quite impressive 4 and 1/4 inch stiffy, which my mum said is average. I was wondering why isnt there a female category for flange size ranging from ‘tighter than a mouses ear’ to ‘decorators paste bucket’? to give us lads a chance of avoiding those minge pieces that could be likened to the wheelie bin at the back of Blackbrook Supper chippy.
Jake ‘the Snake’ aged 40, Blackbrook