Ducati rider Valentino Rossi was today in talks with the rangers at Pets corner in Sherdley Park. Nine times world champion Rossi from Broadway in Eccleston has had a terrible two years in the Ducati team. The Italian is leaving Ducati at the end of this season to return to Yamaha but he is keen not to disappoint the Italian Ducati fans, He told SHCN in confidence “dis yeer has been shit, the Ducati is loved by us Italians but in reality it handles like a drunk camel on roller skates. I’ve come up with the idea of fitting a Ducati fairing to a donkey and putting my VR46 livery on it. It’ll stand a better chance in the last three races of the season. I’m that fuckin famous that my fans won’t even notice that my ride is shitting on every lap.
When he’s not racing, Valentino can often be seen shagging fit birds behind the Nat West on a Saturday night.