Sofa Companies Celebrate 25 Years Of Totally Misleading Sales.

Sofa Companies Celebrate 25 Years Of Totally Misleading Sales.

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FFS SOFA SALE ST HELENS

Furniture bosses from around the UK gathered today at the annual sofa convention in the Gerard Arms to celebrate 25 years of total bollocks sales. One sofa sales director Erin Schmidt from FFS admitted to us “I can’t remember the last time we sold a sofa at the full price, I’d be guessing if I said 1989. We don’t even know how our offers make money these days, we just literally make this shit up!”

FFS have just released their latest offer in time for Christmas.

FFS SOFA SALE ST HELENS