St Helens Is Tremendous

St Helens Is Tremendous

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sthelens soapOff the back of TOWIE and Made In Chelsea, St Helens is the stage for the next reality TV show, St Helens Is Tremedous or as the producers hope it will trend as, SHIT. The show will involve a group prosperous young residents of the town.

Hoping to show the aspirational life that St Helens can offer, SHIT will follow the trials, tribulations and STDs of the modern St Helens young person and their friends.

No holes will be barred according to TV executives:

“We looked long and hard to find a location to film our latest show, St Helens fitted the bill! From the littered streets of Parr to the high life of Eccleston the general public will love the lavish lifestyle of terraced houses, municipal golf courses and Citroen Saxos.”

Johnny Vegas is thought to be hankering for a role and hopes to be seen as something as a Mark Wright figure, in an interview Johnny said: “It’s about time something like this happened to St Helens, I’m really looking forward to (hopefully) being part of SHIT, I’ve never really been involved in anything as exciting as this, as soon as the producers give me the nod me and monkey are there!”

The production company are now recruiting for stars of SHIT and have placed an advert on a bendy piece of card in ASDA.

 

Story by¬†Matthew ‘Jonesy’ Jones

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