Time Shift On Chain Lane

Time Shift On Chain Lane

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Scientists, Cosmologists and Quantum Physicists from St Helens Tech arrived at a house on Chain Lane yesterday after Wormholes appeared ‘as if from out of thin air’ according to homeowner Ellron Hubbard.

Wormholes, invented by Charlie Sheen in the 90’s after a week long binge on prescription drugs and booze, are a theoretical proponent of the General Theory of Relativity and would, if harnessed, allow travel across space and time. A spokesman from Delta Road University said. ‘We thought it was too good to be true, and it was, they were simply holes created by worms in Ellrons back garden after a bout of heavy rain’.

 

Jimmy Savlon

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