Will-i-am Invests in St Helens

Will-i-am Invests in St Helens

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Will-I-Am in St Helens
Will-I-Am in St Helens
Wills “interesting” car seen on Sherdley Road this week

Black Eyed Peas Rapper, DJ, Actor, Producer and Entrepreneur Will-I-am has been spotted looking for suitable business premises in the Borough this week. Anna Fender from Reginald Road in Sutton told SCN “I was getting a part worn fitted at Sherdley Tyres last Thursday, I seen this big ugly car pull up at the place next door that’s up for rent. I nearly pissed myself when Will got out”

It seems that Will has shortlisted St Helens as an ideal place to set up a manufacturing facility for his new car company IAMAUTO. The car which looks like a cross between a DeLorean and a Migraine is set to go into production next year.

Chipmunk Gravy

Wills agent told us, “Will drew up a list of potential sites for his new production facility, on the list was Detroit, Stuttgart and St Helens” He went on to say, “Up to now St Helens is favourite as on Wills last visit to the town when he was accompanied by his friend Cheryl Cole he fell in love with the gravy from Chipmunk, on ┬átop of that it seems that Will also qualifies for the enterprise allowance scheme if he sets up in St Helens and being a tight twat that really appeals to him”

Hideous

Will has his heart set on a 1500 sq ft factory just off Sherdley Road. The empty unit which was previously occupied by a electrical contractor will serve as the European engineering HQ for the “interesting” vehicle that was reportedly designed by Wills pet dog “Lionel”, The Chamber of commerce confirmed today that Will had been in talks with them recently and that they had been advising Will on how to make the proposed vehicle a little less hideous before going into production. IAMAUTO aims to create 3 local jobs in it’s first year.