PIE HARDThe Siege of Westfield Street

BRIAN THONG
Editor in exile

Alrite fettler. Bad news. Wigan have invaded. They came over on a coach, they've took Westfield Street and the bouncers have gone over to their side.

Your mission: get from the kebab shop to the taxi rank alive. Your weapons: whatever we could get from the chippy. Whatever you do, don't upset the hen party.

MOVE

  • WASD walk
  • Shift leg it
  • Space jump
  • Mouse to look

FIGHT

  • Left click – fire
  • 1 Pie launcher
  • 2 Mushy-pea shotgun
  • G / right click – barm-cake grenade
  • Esc pause

PIE HARD needs a keyboard and mouse.
Come back on a computer, or have a go at the other SHCN arcade games – they work on your phone.

An SHCN original · Best played with headphones · Back to the Arcade
Characters based on KayKit Adventurers by Kay Lousberg (CC0)