Alrite fettler. You've got the Pie Baron's recipe and tomorrow's front page. I've got a printing press on Westfield Street and a deadline. The last bus to Clock Face went hours ago.
So: Toll Bar, Thatto Heath, Sherdley Park, Sutton, up through Parr, the East Lancs, and back down Rainford Road. One lap. Borrow what you need. (TWOC: Taking Without Owner's Consent. Ask a bizzy.)
WASD or arrows · Space handbrake · Shift boost · R back on the road · H horn · M mute · N music · gamepads work too
Turn your phone sideways. ◀ ▶ to steer, it accelerates itself. BRAKE, DRIFT and BOOST on the right.
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Cars and characters based on KayKit packs by Kay Lousberg (CC0) · Road layout from real St Helens junctions