Celebrity comes to St Helens

It has been confirmed that the second series of 'I'm a celebrity has-been, get me out of here' is to be shot in St Helens.

The location for the series is to be the B & M store in Church St as any celebrity wouldn't be seen dead in the there.

A spokesperson for the series said "I think this will be a lot harder for the celebs than series one as the conditions are deplorable"

No real celebs have yet been approached but Johnny Vegas has been and is quoted as saying "Not ***** B&M...no ***** way!"

Uri Geller used his penis bending powers and stated that he thinks the winner will be the final contestant left in the store! (nice one Uri?)

Tara Palmer Tomkinson said "St Helens?? Is it in Australia ?"

Rhona Cameron said "Only if Nigel Benn comes too..the bossy *****!"

Christine Hamilton said "Hello Granny"

Tony Blackburn said "Can they change it to B&Q....they have logs in there don't they?"

Nell said...nothing!..no change there then.

The dumb ***** trials are also going to be harder starting with "Mazes R Us" in which one contestant has to drive out of the purpose built maze which is already situated behind the town hall.