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Giant Ants spotted on Burgies

NEWS30 August 2002

It has been reported that a youth sleeping out on the 2nd burgy had a close encounter with several giant Ants last Saturday night.
Dave Pondlife said "They where all around us, big Bastards". He went on "The one I seen best was about 20 foot long with two heads and spinning blades on all its legs, I was so frightend I dropped my glue bag". Dave has previously reported other strange sitings on Burgy banks including The devil and a giant robot called KLATZAP 23 who runs the world from a secret chamber under the Sphinx.

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