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The SHCN Arcade
Four new retro games: Parr Invaders, Westfield St Rumble, Cross the East Lancs and Pie Snake.
Latest news
The Worst 80s Album in the World Ever, Vol I
SHCN compiled the ultimate album of the decadent decade.
Perfect for that summer barbeque. Sadly lost somewhere on a 2002 hard drive.
Alrite fettlers,
Lost in time and hidden in the depths of the internet, SHCN has been resurrected with all the old stories intact. Names have been altered to protect the innocent and all stories have been verified over time for accuracy and relevance.
Laughing!
Brian Thong (Editor in exile)
Top stories
The Pub & Gig Guide
Where to drink, where to dance, and where to avoid the bog roll. Honest reviews from the SHCN team.
'Tellins word of the day
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Starvin'.
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Around the World
St Helens Celebrity News has recruited some top international reporters from around the globe. All St Helens born and bread. Check out their reports...
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