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From the editor, Issue 4 – April/May 2002. The chat room's long gone, but the stories are back.

Top stories

  • TOP STORY7 October 2003Sticky patch for St Helens industryIn a move that has sent a shockwave through British industry Pilkington has announced plans to leave glass making behind in St Helens after more than 200 years in the…
  • TOP STORY30 June 2003Bummers Wood Open For All !!!Bummers wood has finnaly been opend to the public after a lenghthy campaign by the BWA (Bummers With Attitude). The BWA clocked over 1000 signatures in the North West…
  • TOP STORY14 February 2003Saddam Hussein in Laffak Chippy ShockerIn a shock diversion from the attention in Iraq, UN weapons inspectors are now looking closer to home for evidence of weapons of mass destruction. It appears a covert…
  • TOP STORY14 November 2002Paul Burrell - Wipe My Arse!In the past few weeks, life has certainly been traumatic for Princess Diana’s former butler, Paul Burrell. What with being accused of robbing off Diana and blagging that…
  • TOP STORY12 September 2002I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here - The Shocking TruthFollowing the final of the smash hit TV game show, I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here, an undercover operation by St Helens Celebrity News reporters has led to the…
  • TOP STORY2 September 2002St Helens men prefer pie and chips to sexThe results of a major new study into sexual behaviour in St Helens have revealed that a sizeable number of local men prefer pie and chips to sex with their spouses.…

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Where to drink, where to dance, and where to avoid the bog roll. Honest reviews from the SCN team.

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